Phrase search with stop words is extremely broken

Steps

1. create a page that contains the phrase "party in a box"
2. search Confluence for "party in a box"
3. note that all the results contain "party box" but not "party in a box"
4. recalling obscure lucene syntax search for "party in a box"~4 to prove that Confluence does contain the phrase "party in a box"

What happened...
Searching for the exact phrase did not return the exact phrase even though the exact phrase exists, it returns things that contain the exact phrase with the stop words taken out.

What should have happened...
Searching for the exact phrase should return results containing the exact phrase, and only results containing the exact phrase.