"Autobiographer" badge doesn't work (or possibly has incomplete instructions).

According to the badge description, you should get the "Autobiographer" badge once you have "Completed all user profile fields".

Once this is figured out, there is a question about this for non-atlassians who can't see the ticket.

https://answers.atlassian.com/questions/27/how-can-i-get-the-autobiographer-badge