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Per Fragemann [Atlassian] added a comment - 22/Nov/07 12:44 AM
WTF! You forgot to set the right component on this issue! How can such a blunder happen on an issue of this importance? I am shocked - or, should I say, i am 1330ed!
Adding the engine-room component.
I believe that we're being a little short-sighted only considering Rails. Could we schedule a meeting to discuss the following alternatives:
Don't forget to set the Internal Complexity to 1, if we decide to use RoR.
Yes a meeting sounds good and necessary. How about a retreat like mis-management?
My vote is for a mountain thing in Nepal. I'll bring my Haskell books.
There's more than one? Sigh - one day you'll all see that lisp is the one true way. Scheme FTW
What is it with developers and their heavy sense of sarcasm?
Sure, there's the tutorial. It reads:
Meh. You're all completely missing the obvious solution here. Why are you wasting time with these arcane technologies? You should refactor Confluence to be written entirely in JavaScript both server side and client side, then use CSS / XPATH selectors on a whopping great XML file (or even better, a semantic microformatted HTML DOM) instead of Hibernate.
kthnxbai, Guy.
I did that for one of my FedEx day projects. It ended up running far too quickly for any normal user to keep up. I think there's some universal developer mania that occurs when ticketing systems gain a digit. Here's ticket 10000 in our internal tracker. It's an enhancement request:
CR ID: 10000 Wow. Neat idea. A flux capacitor would be a great solution to performance issues, allowing the server to literally return a page before any request was made.
Getting the server up to 88mph is merely a deployment issue. 1.21 Gigawatts? Great Scott! Where are we gonna get that kind of power?
A trivial problem, too: all we have to do is colocate our servers into a centrifuge! Paul, what's the power situation?
If you're putting the servers in to the centrifuge then I assume they will be accompanied by a veritable herd of hamsters or other small rodents with a tendency to run endlessly if placed in cylindrical devices. Add some dynamos and feed the rodents pure Taurine and you'll soon have the 1.21 Gigawatts issue solved without needing to resort to rare radioactive elements and shady mobsters.
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